“O. M. F. G.” That’s what i thought.
Innocent Filth ... where Innocence meets Filth ... OH MY GOD!!! you bastards you posted Filth...
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Earthquake imminent!
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Lollipop
This has been on the
front page far too long.
So… now for something completely different:
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After almost eight months of NOTHING...
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It's that time of the year again
Bearded old alcoholicsmen, giving in to their passion: drinkingsinging…
Happy drinkingMerry…err… thing… Christmas! yarr, that’s the word!
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Rejected Cartoons
What rejection can do to cartoons…
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Ouch!
That hurts. “...and you could hear it…. and if you are a man you could feel it” says the reporter, and he is right.
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Ouch
They built this thing (i didn’t read the article, so i don’t know how long it took them…), then they went out into a field and launched it. But see for yourself.
[EDIT]
Newsflash: I found an unedited version of the footage of the event. T’was the empire!
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Fart in the duck
The youtube site says, it is a Phonetic translation of a Dutch kiddies song… In the comments, a native speaker wrote:
Impossible to ‘hear’ the phonetic translation if you’re Dutch (like me)...a shame :(
But listen and see for yourself. And then do as described in this comment:
...and now all my friends sing, “but sit and fart in the duck!” and “A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns” ALL DAY!
Mitch
stupid. Stupid. STUPID!
I think, this is the most stupid thing i have seen. Well, ok… at least the most stupid thing i have seen in the last twenty minutes.
My brain hurts.
Mitch
The Druggist
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute – listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.”
He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels – the phone was still ringing – when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it…half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
back to answer it. It was your wife – she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER!
(Source: news://rec.humor.funny.reruns)

